Conversations With Cora

I may be a little bit biased, but Cora is one funny kid.  She's always loves to make people laugh, so now that she talks all of the time she says some pretty funny stuff.  I usually text myself whatever funny/cute thing she says or make a quick drawing in my planner so I don't forget.  Here are a couple of my favorites from the last couple months:

Whenever she is asking nicely for something, she says "ma'am I...?" instead of "may I...?"

"I am berry thirsty... my tongue wants some water!"

We had a couple cookies and I shared a bunch of mine with Cora
Me: Can I have a bite of your cookie?
Cora: No... it's too small :(
Me: but I shared all of mine with you...
Cora:  yeah.. I ate yours all up!!! hahahaha nom nom nom

"I am not a princess... I am a... KING!"

Pushing the fridge door open and letting it hit her in the back...
Cora: (angry face) QUIT PUSHING ME!!!

"Give you a kiss?  Maaaaybeee... no!  That is not a good idea."

Ben: Can I have a bite?
Cora: You eat yours!  I eat mine!

Every time she's eating anything
Cora: Did you buy these (nola bars, fruit snacks, cookies)?! Thank you Momma!  You are the best!